“So Carl, why do you think you’d make a good zombie?”
“Well, I’m really active. I’m always outside the house!”
“Excellent!”
Submitted by: Waaal
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The Working Dead
You’re Not Allowed to Go On Vacation Even Though You’ve Earned It
From the submitter: “Several people at my shop booked cruises for January & Febuary (it’s cold here during that time). Management denied all vacation requests during those months due to “customer demand limits vacation availability”. Some of these folks had up to four weeks coming to them. When threatened with legal action, my employers relented.”
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Cracking a MasterCard Master Code
Whodathunk that you could learn so much about a credit card just by looking at those little numbers. And I thought they were all just arbitrary!
Submitted by: Unknown
Via: MintLife
“Thank You, All of You Humans”
That’s DOCTOR Andy Dwyer to You!
Oh, Look at That…
Dying is Strictly Forbidden
Twelve Almond Joy Creamers?
“To the person who drank the last 12 packets of special Almond Joy creamer straight in one sitting: Those were special. You will not be getting those again. I hope you liked them. There is something wrong with you. Also, that was, like, 420 calories of sugar and milkfat, so you should probably skip dinner. This is why we can’t have nice things.”
“Dude, if you wanted diabetes, you should’ve asked! It’s in the top cupboard.”
Submitted by: Fano
Need a Lift?
“Bouncing the hydraulics will cost ya a extra $0.25 a bounce, buddy.”
Submitted by: Unknown
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The Water Cooler
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