Cell reception is terrible, but I’ve gotten a terrific all-over tan from the overhead fluorescents.
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Archive for the 'wrapping' Category
Welcme To Spelling Class
Sep. 22, 2010
Foil blocks out the secret government mind-control rays, and also all that liberal conspiracy book-learnin’. Very handy stuff.
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Have You Seen my Post-It Notes?
Sep. 14, 2010
At some point you have to admit that real wallpaper would have been cheaper than the boxes of post-its that you bought, but I guess that would be missing the point – the part where your co-worker has to clean the whole damn thing up.
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My Desk?
Sep. 13, 2010
Did you get the memo about the giant spider infestation? Might wanna give it another look.
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Bail Is Set At 40 Hours A Week
Sep. 2, 2010
Life on the 21st century chain gang offers plenty of decoration opportunities.
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May I “Present” to You, Your Office
Aug. 28, 2010
And when we say “Blow out your candles,” we actually mean “We set all your files on fire.”
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Taking a Dump All Over Mother Earth
Aug. 20, 2010
The aluminum that goes into all these office foilings probably could have built another fifteen International Space Stations by now, guys. Think about it.
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This Is Why You Don’t Vacation In Mexico
Aug. 17, 2010
Balloons are in fact the most deadly disease vector. Shame on you for bringing all those back across the border.
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Time To Lay Off The Mountain Dew
Aug. 10, 2010
Here’s what Dew withdrawals are like: pounding headache, grinding teeth, involuntary vocal tics, crusty eyes and pleated dockers filled with chunky diarrhea. Party time!
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To Bring Expense Reports To Me, You Must Answer Me These Questions Three..
Aug. 6, 2010
And if you want those strip club receipts to disappear, I’m gonna need you to go slay the dragon that keeps on roasting my livestock. He’s four cubicles over.
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