
Some days you’re the hammer, and some days you’re the clever little nail that keeps a nice cold stash of beer hidden in plain sight under your desk.
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Some days you’re the hammer, and some days you’re the clever little nail that keeps a nice cold stash of beer hidden in plain sight under your desk.
Submitted by: Galatea

I believe this is what’s called ‘The Intern’s Bluff.’ Don’t ever try to call them on it.
Submitted by: Thora

Fantastic Italian structures like The Colosseum have stood the test of time for centuries. This is one of their lesser-known architectural wonders.
Submitted by: Ryan

Um, no. It is Saturday and nothing is gonna stop me from having sex with my new truckstop girlfriend, Sheila.
Submitted by: Unknown

Fridays basically mean that I walk into work with a beer in my hand, but it’s nice to see that sort of thing being made into company policy.
Submitted by: Unknown

Way better attitude, and a sweet mustache? You’ve just been officially replaced.
Submitted by: vampfiend687

Cash Rules Everything Around Me, but so does 4chan vocabulary.
Submitted by: buttslol

Congratulations, now you know a secret that firemen have known for centuries.
Submitted by: Unknown

Business is that bad, huh? What’s next – local access cable ads targeting Bigfoot? (Actually that sounds super awesome.)
Submitted by: Unknown

Maybe someone can take that box down to the supermarket parking lot and see if anyone will adopt them.
Submitted by: Unknown