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Time for another installment of Weekend Arts & Crafts! This week we’re going to make ourselves a surly imaginary friend who can talk back to us while we mutter like crazed hobos inside our little cloth boxes. Join us!
Submitted by: Unknown
Maybe someone can take that box down to the supermarket parking lot and see if anyone will adopt them.
Submitted by: Unknown
Actually, ET ate Reese’s Pieces because they gave him four-hour super erections and X-ray vision.
That’s okay, I bring my own reusable aluminum one to work with me. I used to have the plastic version, but then I found out it was full of BPA or whatever. No butt cancer for me!
Submitted by: Unknown
And have the IT department set up a few more pylons while they’re at it.
Submitted by: Logan
There’s a dumpster out back if you want to check our un-shelved stock, and liquidation items are in the first toilet stall on the left. Happy shopping!
Submitted by: WTFITS
Oh, that’s very clever! All this time I’ve just been using them for nipple clamps. How boring of me.
Submitted by: Unknown
What’s at Publix? Is that where the cheese fairy works? Or do they sell magic so I can make my own?
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Face down, ass up, that’s the way we like to…manage inventory.
Submitted by: Malcolm Grant
I’m not sure ‘My mullet allows me to shoot diplomats’ is the best message you want to send to your cubical neighbors. Mullets aren’t even ironically cool anymore.
Submitted by: Unknown
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