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Don’t Flip That Switch!

Sep. 30, 2010

Don't Flip That Switch!

Oh man, that’s the hippest, most retro style wifi router I’ve ever seen. Did you get that at Urban Outfitters? So cool, man.

Submitted by: jr

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Gratitude At Its Finest

Sep. 30, 2010

Gratitude At Its Finest

Plus I’m docking everyone the appropriate amount of PTO for this retirement party. You’ve had a good 40 year run, Bruce, but now it’s time for security to throw you out onto the sidewalk. Take care, and thanks for all the profits!

Submitted by: justanotherworkerbee

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We Are So Screwed

Sep. 30, 2010

We Are So Screwed

Well, that’s really going to cut into my rigorous masturbation schedule, so, sorry, but go find yourself a different hero.

Submitted by: Unknown

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I’m Feeling More Motivated Already!

Sep. 29, 2010

job lols - I'm Feeling More Motivated Already!

Damn, that’s like some Tony Robbins-level stuff right there. Maybe as a bonus my family could get health insurance for two months if I work myself to death at my desk? Pretty please?

Via: The Daily What

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Score!

Sep. 29, 2010

job lols - Score!

Now I can bring all 231 of them on vacation with me! Hooray!

Submitted by: JessK

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D’aww, You Remembered!

Sep. 27, 2010

job lols - D'aww, You Remembered!

Oh, you’re allergic to bananas? Sure wish I’d remembered that before I gently smeared some all over your keyboard and house and family members.

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Please Come Shop!

Sep. 26, 2010

job lols - Please Come Shop!

Oh, the wonderful perfume of desperation…the standard bouquet of every office.

Submitted by: TfromLA

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Be Very Afraid!

Sep. 24, 2010

job lols - Be Very Afraid!

This drawing is definitely missing some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Submitted by: Rosalie

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It Was Professor Plum

Sep. 24, 2010

job lols - It Was Professor Plum

What, no chalk outline? Talk about shoddy detective work.

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Tahoma525

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Nostradamus Was Wrong!

Sep. 23, 2010

job lols - Nostradamus Was Wrong!

Well, at least we know way ahead of time that that New Year’s Eve party is gonna be totally awesome.

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nervseeker

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