
Oh man, that’s the hippest, most retro style wifi router I’ve ever seen. Did you get that at Urban Outfitters? So cool, man.
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Oh man, that’s the hippest, most retro style wifi router I’ve ever seen. Did you get that at Urban Outfitters? So cool, man.
Submitted by: jr

Plus I’m docking everyone the appropriate amount of PTO for this retirement party. You’ve had a good 40 year run, Bruce, but now it’s time for security to throw you out onto the sidewalk. Take care, and thanks for all the profits!
Submitted by: justanotherworkerbee

Well, that’s really going to cut into my rigorous masturbation schedule, so, sorry, but go find yourself a different hero.
Submitted by: Unknown

Damn, that’s like some Tony Robbins-level stuff right there. Maybe as a bonus my family could get health insurance for two months if I work myself to death at my desk? Pretty please?
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Submitted by: Unknown

Now I can bring all 231 of them on vacation with me! Hooray!
Submitted by: JessK

Oh, you’re allergic to bananas? Sure wish I’d remembered that before I gently smeared some all over your keyboard and house and family members.
Submitted by: Unknown

Oh, the wonderful perfume of desperation…the standard bouquet of every office.
Submitted by: TfromLA

This drawing is definitely missing some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Submitted by: Rosalie

Well, at least we know way ahead of time that that New Year’s Eve party is gonna be totally awesome.