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I’m Feeling More Motivated Already!

Sep. 29, 2010

job lols - I'm Feeling More Motivated Already!

Damn, that’s like some Tony Robbins-level stuff right there. Maybe as a bonus my family could get health insurance for two months if I work myself to death at my desk? Pretty please?

Via: The Daily What

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Who Doesn’t Stand on Their Feet

Sep. 4, 2010

job fails - Who Doesn't Stand on Their Feet

Plus it makes the one-legged guy in accounting super jealous.

Submitted by: Anand Naik

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…Not In My Job Description

Aug. 13, 2010

...Not In My Job Description

It’s Friday, I’m outta here! Wipe your own asses.

Submitted by: Unknown

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No Parking

Aug. 5, 2010

job fails - No Parking

Does this hazard tape make my chair-ass look fat? Wait, don’t answer that.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

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There Are No Words…

Jul. 29, 2010

job fails - There Are No Words...

Good job, public schools! Can I send you the bill for the dental work to repair all the teeth I shattered when I smashed my face into the desk?

Submitted by: Terri via Submission Page

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Sometimes, You Can Have Too Much

Jun. 17, 2010

job fails Sometimes, You Can Have Too Much

Aren’t those cups supposed to be filled with water? What is this, Prank Pre-School? (Prank PhD Program is when they’re all full of livestock pee.)

Submitted by: michelle via Submission Page

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Taking The Day Off

May. 9, 2010

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Listen everyone, this is a good thing. If the robots are asking for PTO, then it means that our jobs are a little bit safer. Now take that torch or pitchfork and hit it square between the eyes!

Submitted by: Nick via Submission Page

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Organization Isn’t Necessary

May. 8, 2010

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Rough Friday night = cleanup Saturday morning. (And the cash register is full of puke. Olé!)

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Mr. Lamp Keeps Us Bright During The Day

Apr. 15, 2010

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Does Mr. Lamp keep the loneliness away? The tongue seems robust enough, but does he have three different vibration modes?

Submitted by: J & S via Submission Page

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OMG RAWR SO ANGRY

Apr. 6, 2010

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Don’t forget to update your virus profile database, kids! Also: wear a rubber when typing. Chainmail, too.

Submitted by: skavaen via Submission Page

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