
Go cry to the water cooler, dork!
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I remember one of these coolers from the last job I worked! Let’s just say that before they called me “Water Cooler Chris” I had a more sugary, carbonated nick name. Also, there was a lot more of me to go around.
-Water Cooler Chris
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There’s a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask “Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away.”
~OLJ
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It’s possible I exaggerate my weekend plans from time to time in order to make myself seem more exciting to coworkers. OKAY YOU GOT ME.
~OLJ

“Don’t drink the water (There’s a dead spider in it).”
had to put up this sign when I found a dead spider floating in the water cooler. The bad part is I noticed it AFTER I had two cups.

With my limited knowledge of Science, I’m having trouble not imagining all the carbonation collecting at the top, building pressure until the entire thing explodes.
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$5.00 per month? That’s a little too cheap. What are we, Socialists?
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