
Cell reception is terrible, but I’ve gotten a terrific all-over tan from the overhead fluorescents.
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Cell reception is terrible, but I’ve gotten a terrific all-over tan from the overhead fluorescents.
Submitted by: Shannon

Well, it took all weekend and I’m totally sore now, but it was worth it. Why do they make keyboards so hard to disassemble, anyway?
Submitted by: Adriana

Congratulations, now you know a secret that firemen have known for centuries.
Submitted by: Unknown

At some point you have to admit that real wallpaper would have been cheaper than the boxes of post-its that you bought, but I guess that would be missing the point – the part where your co-worker has to clean the whole damn thing up.
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Many have tried to save the Princess’ print job, but all have failed. What makes you think that you have the skill and courage?
Submitted by: Nogs

If you spent your Labor Day doing anything besides building a town-razing monster, then you might want to reevaluate your life’s priorities.
Submitted by: Unknown

And when we say “Blow out your candles,” we actually mean “We set all your files on fire.”
Submitted by: Melissa
Watch closely – this is how packing peanuts are made.
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Monkeys love balloons almost as much as they love throwing their own poop, and that’s a fact.

I can recognize the intentional sabotage of a fellow intern – excellent work, comrade.
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