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But It Is Creamy?

Jun. 2, 2010

job fails

Ah, but what about as a lube? Think outside the box!

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RESISTANCE IS PAPER JAM

May. 25, 2010

RESISTANCE IS PAPER JAM

Quickly! The only way to save the human race is to strip naked and begin having sex this instant! Never mind the camera on a tripod—time is of the essence.

PS: Come with me if you want to live.

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Your Life Is Hanging By A Thread

May. 14, 2010

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But wouldn’t it make more sense to fashion some sort of noose? Just thinking out loud here. Trying to use the tools at hand. Don’t shoot!

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So Is Scott Backing Off?

May. 12, 2010

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That’s funny, I have the same warning scrawled across my gonads.

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Lunch Wars

May. 5, 2010

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All you’ve done is make me curious now, Julie. What could it be? A baby skunk, waiting to surpirse the would-be thief? Or perhaps a tiny mariachi band, waiting to usher in my annual Cinco de Mayo bender? Your move, Julie.

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Broken shelf – do not use!

May. 4, 2010

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Oh, yeah, sure! Broken…like a fox.

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Warning: Radiation Leak

May. 3, 2010

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At last, we’ve finally found an error message more upsetting than ‘Paper jam.’

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Ninjas Have Taken Over

Apr. 6, 2010

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But what can effectively combat a ninja infestation? Toner nanobots? Napalm inkjets?

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Teasing

Mar. 30, 2010

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But go right ahead and shoot piping hot diarrhea all over them!

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Battling Germs On All Fronts

Feb. 1, 2010

Battling Germs On All Fronts

This is why I gargle Purell every morning, duh. (I use my mouth to open door handles.)

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