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RESISTANCE IS PAPER JAM

Quickly! The only way to save the human race is to strip naked and begin having sex this instant! Never mind the camera on a tripod—time is of the essence.
PS: Come with me if you want to live.
Submitted by: Joshburton via Submission Page
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Your Life Is Hanging By A Thread

But wouldn’t it make more sense to fashion some sort of noose? Just thinking out loud here. Trying to use the tools at hand. Don’t shoot!
Submitted by: Miss_thimble via Submission Page
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So Is Scott Backing Off?

That’s funny, I have the same warning scrawled across my gonads.
Submitted by: scott highsmith via Submission Page
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Lunch Wars

All you’ve done is make me curious now, Julie. What could it be? A baby skunk, waiting to surpirse the would-be thief? Or perhaps a tiny mariachi band, waiting to usher in my annual Cinco de Mayo bender? Your move, Julie.
Submitted by: unexpectedlyquit via Submission Page
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Warning: Radiation Leak

At last, we’ve finally found an error message more upsetting than ‘Paper jam.’
Submitted by: Don Spidell via Submission Page
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Ninjas Have Taken Over

But what can effectively combat a ninja infestation? Toner nanobots? Napalm inkjets?
Submitted by: JC via Submission Page
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Teasing

But go right ahead and shoot piping hot diarrhea all over them!
Submitted by: Joel via Submission Page
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Battling Germs On All Fronts

This is why I gargle Purell every morning, duh. (I use my mouth to open door handles.)
Submitted by: D3STRO via Submission Page
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