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My Boss…

Jul. 26, 2010

job fails - My Boss...

Nerdiest bounty hunter ever, or soon-to-be-discontinued “Weapons Wednesday” tradition?

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Please Bee Respectful

Jul. 22, 2010

job fails - Please Bee Respectful

A good manager seeks out novel ways to motivate their team. Like angry bees, for instance.

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Scorpius, Paper Jam Assassin

Jul. 21, 2010

job fails - Scorpius, Battler Of The Evil Paper Jam

More attitude than legs, and all he asks for in return are a few staples each day. Just don’t ask him where he’s from though – he goes into a trance and then starts bawling for his dead wife.

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It’s Sad Because It’s True

Jul. 21, 2010

job fails - Its Sad Because Its True

Good advice aside, that’s the worst lunch special I ever saw.

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You’ll Never Have Another Evacuation Plan

Jul. 17, 2010

job fails - Youll Never Have Another Evacuation Plan

Simpler is better. Less is more.

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In Case of Emergency

Jul. 16, 2010

job fails - In Case of Emergency

Printer out of toner? Blow it apart. Troublesome client? Light that ceiling up!

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Ok, Thanks For The Notice

Jul. 14, 2010

job fails - Ok, Thanks For The Notice

Oh, sure – you’re just trying to lull us into complacency.

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How Can You Tell If I’ve Thought About It?

Jul. 10, 2010

How Can You Tell If Ive Thought About It?

Time for the tinfoil hats! Protect your inner monologue!

Submitted by: buttslol via Submission Page

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It’s Here Somewhere

Jul. 9, 2010

job fails - Its Here Somewhere

“I’ll get a fresh start and clean all this up on Monday.” —Me, talking about all the dismembered hookers in the trunk of my car.

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Ethermaze

Jul. 8, 2010

job fails - Ethermaze

If you work in Network Operations and you are also a serial killer, this is where you go when you die.

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