
A fake computer! For fake work! (And your fake career and fake ambitions, har!)
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A fake computer! For fake work! (And your fake career and fake ambitions, har!)
Submitted by: buttslol via Submission Page

“We heard you hadn’t had a date in awhile, so we made you a boob mouse.” [makes grabby hands motion]
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“That’s my lunch, sir. It’s not my fault that you see half-cocked genitalia dangling menacingly in your face. In fact, I feel that your graphic imagination is contributing to a hostile work environment, and I’m going to go speak to HR about this unfortunate matter.”
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Congratulations on your promotion! Since you’re a high-powered executive now, we had all your stuff chromed. Enjoy!
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If you’re stuck in the office on a Saturday, this is EXACTLY the level of efficiency that you should strive for. Aim high!
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(Facsimile vaginas also encouraged; gotta support our future Georgia O’Keefes, duh.)
Then send me photos, but keep yr face out of it unless you want to be faaaamous! heh.
MAKE WITH THE LAFFS/Don’t get caught

Have you ever eaten at a restaurant and gotten the feeling that the waitstaff doesn’t respect you? Trick question! This is true for every restaurant you’ve ever eaten at. Enjoy your food cock!

Whatever you do, don’t peek under that t-shirt. I’m dead serious.
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