Or, Mr. Creepy, 12 people each took 1 muffin and everyone in the office hates you. Have a nice Thursday!
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Archive for the 'screw you' Category
There Isn’t A Facepalm Loud Enough In The World
Feb. 11, 2010
Area 51 Tech Support
Feb. 9, 2010
Congratulations on your promotion! Since you’re a high-powered executive now, we had all your stuff chromed. Enjoy!
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Mustard Gas Doesn’t Smell This Bad
Feb. 9, 2010
Apparently, avoiding a cold tush is worth making everyone think of stinky poops every time they see your sign. Awesome!
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TL;DR – I Hate You
Feb. 8, 2010
Wait, they allow burritos in Utah?
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To the Person who stole my Burrito.
Yours must be a truly unfortunate life to steal from someone currently receiving foodstamps from the Utah gov’t because their current wage is insufficient to cover their living expenses, tuition, and food. I will now go hungry today as I’m at the limit of my budget for this week.
It is my sincere wish that you burn in a lake of boiling cheese and refried beans not dissimilar to those found in my burrito. There you would dwell for a thousand years, with your skin constantly regenerating so that you can feel it being burned off your body yet again.
Sincerely,
Burrito LessTL;DR I hate you.
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I Love A Parade
Jan. 31, 2010
I can’t decide: is this the work of a wise-ass griefing his manager, or is this a really earnest dumb person trying to get a raise?
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It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To
Jan. 9, 2010
Congratulations on working in an office where the f-bomb and untouched BMX bikes are free to intermingle. How are those hair plugs doing? Worth the investment? Yeah, bro! (The 1 in 5 young American men who are unemployed will soon reach the point at which they are willing to kill you for money. Still think you’re so clever?) Party on!
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