There’s a dumpster out back if you want to check our un-shelved stock, and liquidation items are in the first toilet stall on the left. Happy shopping!
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Archive for the 'screw you' Category
The Cheese Fairy Isn’t Real?
Sep. 8, 2010
What’s at Publix? Is that where the cheese fairy works? Or do they sell magic so I can make my own?
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My Bill Just Got Padded
Sep. 6, 2010
…and/or lack of pants ‘situation.’
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May I “Present” to You, Your Office
Aug. 28, 2010
And when we say “Blow out your candles,” we actually mean “We set all your files on fire.”
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Josh Is Always Monkeying Around
Aug. 27, 2010
Monkeys love balloons almost as much as they love throwing their own poop, and that’s a fact.
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Practice Makes Perfect…
Aug. 26, 2010
I can recognize the intentional sabotage of a fellow intern – excellent work, comrade.
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Mimes Have Day Jobs Too
Aug. 25, 2010
I was going to put up the invisible rope, but the wind was so strong I couldn’t make it all the way to the storage closet! Here, hold my dog’s leash – I’m gonna go try again.
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Urine Trouble Now
Aug. 25, 2010
This sign was quickly taken down after the neighboring gas station began sending their favorite ‘floor dumper’ patrons to the office bathroom.
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She’s Working All 24 Hours
Aug. 24, 2010
It’s not sexual harassment if it’s written in bold across the side of a building, right?
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24-Hour Electronics Departments Were Soon Phased Out
Aug. 24, 2010
Eddie shot a perfect game despite having huffed an entire case of canned dusters. That was the night he earned the nickname ‘Sunshine.’
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