
Well, at least we know way ahead of time that that New Year’s Eve party is gonna be totally awesome.
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Well, at least we know way ahead of time that that New Year’s Eve party is gonna be totally awesome.

Hey, it’s not my fault my wife packed me a crap sandwich.
Submitted by: tommy d

Foil blocks out the secret government mind-control rays, and also all that liberal conspiracy book-learnin’. Very handy stuff.
Submitted by: Mugombie

I don’t recall the Hulk eating Lean Cuisines in the original comic books, but I guess I’ll go ahead and take your word for it.
Submitted by: Unknown

Well, it took all weekend and I’m totally sore now, but it was worth it. Why do they make keyboards so hard to disassemble, anyway?
Submitted by: Adriana

But sharpies get me way more high than the dry erase markers!
Submitted by: Unknown

Cash Rules Everything Around Me, but so does 4chan vocabulary.
Submitted by: buttslol

But they’re so tasty! And how else am I supposed to get a nice buzz on during the day?
Submitted by: The Amazing Tommy

“PS: Dave, don’t drink from the water cooler anymore.”
Submitted by: Unknown

What about #4?! (Barfing and pissing at the same time. Takes practice.)
Submitted by: Unknown