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Submitted by: SyNNq

Quick — somebody grind up a handful of wood nymphs so I can fill the cartridge back up.
Submitted by: Logan

Shut up! You’re just jealous of the way I eat my lunch.
Submitted by: slaughter

There would be utter pandemonium amongst office workers if Comic Sans suddenly blinked out of existence, and I would thoroughly enjoy every second of it. Then they’d claim some other eye-searing typeface for their anti-aesthetic and we’d be back at square one. Grrr.
Submitted by: RebFar

Balloons are in fact the most deadly disease vector. Shame on you for bringing all those back across the border.
Submitted by: Lisa Weaver

If Martin Luther was alive today, I think this is what his 95 theses would look like.

Listen, man, things sometimes get a bit weird after 34 straight hours of spreadsheets and poppers. There’s logic to the can bathroom. Don’t judge me.
Submitted by: Marcus

This is like when animals have bright colors or rattles to warn you away – guaranteed good time!
Submitted by: Unknown

I disagree with the findings of this study, so we need to go ahead and ban all science and intellectual achievement before it threatens my tiny, cowardly worldview. (And the kisses will continue unabated.)
Submitted by: Unknown