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We Value Your Opinion

Aug. 21, 2010

work fails - We Value Your Opinion

Thank you for your input! Each comment will be processed in the order in which it is received. [Rim shot]

Submitted by: SyNNq

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But Pay Your Bill First

Aug. 19, 2010

work fails - But Pay Your Bill First

4. Pay hospital bill.
5. See #2.

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sherrera1980

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Med Up, I Have A Meeting In 10 Minutes!

Aug. 18, 2010

Med Up, I Have A Meeting In 10 Minutes!

Quick — somebody grind up a handful of wood nymphs so I can fill the cartridge back up.

Submitted by: Logan

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Awwww

Aug. 17, 2010

Awwww

Shut up! You’re just jealous of the way I eat my lunch.

Submitted by: slaughter

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If Only…

Aug. 17, 2010

job lols - If Only...

There would be utter pandemonium amongst office workers if Comic Sans suddenly blinked out of existence, and I would thoroughly enjoy every second of it. Then they’d claim some other eye-searing typeface for their anti-aesthetic and we’d be back at square one. Grrr.

Submitted by: RebFar

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This Is Why You Don’t Vacation In Mexico

Aug. 17, 2010

This Is Why You Don't Vacation In Mexico

Balloons are in fact the most deadly disease vector. Shame on you for bringing all those back across the border.

Submitted by: Lisa Weaver

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You Meant Ex-Boss Right?

Aug. 16, 2010

You Meant Ex-Boss Right?

If Martin Luther was alive today, I think this is what his 95 theses would look like.

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KyleShields

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I Do, Duh!

Aug. 16, 2010

I Do, Duh!

Listen, man, things sometimes get a bit weird after 34 straight hours of spreadsheets and poppers. There’s logic to the can bathroom. Don’t judge me.

Submitted by: Marcus

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Suddenly, I’m Not Very Hungry Anymore…

Aug. 13, 2010

Suddenly, I'm Not Very Hungry Anymore...

This is like when animals have bright colors or rattles to warn you away – guaranteed good time!

Submitted by: Unknown

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Science Is Disgusting!

Aug. 11, 2010

Science Is Disgusting!

I disagree with the findings of this study, so we need to go ahead and ban all science and intellectual achievement before it threatens my tiny, cowardly worldview. (And the kisses will continue unabated.)

Submitted by: Unknown

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