
What’s at Publix? Is that where the cheese fairy works? Or do they sell magic so I can make my own?
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What’s at Publix? Is that where the cheese fairy works? Or do they sell magic so I can make my own?
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I’m not sure ‘My mullet allows me to shoot diplomats’ is the best message you want to send to your cubical neighbors. Mullets aren’t even ironically cool anymore.
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Faced with a Sisyphean PR battle, the DMV decided to win back the American public by sexing things up a bit. Early reports indicate their efforts have been…stimulating.
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…and/or lack of pants ‘situation.’
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If only recycling gave me monster abs and an epic beard…
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And when we say “Blow out your candles,” we actually mean “We set all your files on fire.”
Submitted by: Melissa

This is the special Friday Water Cooler. It’s a magical gateway to the weekend, kinda like in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe but with less lions and witches and more depressing spreadsheets.
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This sign was quickly taken down after the neighboring gas station began sending their favorite ‘floor dumper’ patrons to the office bathroom.
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What, and put the intern out of a job? That’s just cold-hearted.
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Job perks: you can’t haz them.
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