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Nothing Will Cheer Him Up

Aug. 24, 2010

Nothing Will Cheer Him Up

Come on, Keanu. If Bruce the flying binder clip dragon can’t even cheer you up, maybe it’s time you considered therapy. Or maybe learn to make better sandwiches.

Submitted by: Jennifer Rosser

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They Close At 1

Aug. 23, 2010

work fails - They Close At 1

Don’t strain yourselves, guys. 11 AM is pretty much like getting up before the sun rises.

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cherryredpinup

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Employee Of The Month Is Upstream A Bit

Aug. 23, 2010

job lols - Employee Of The Month Is Upstream A Bit

Job perks: you can’t haz them.

Submitted by: Unknown

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I Eat, Sleep, and S**t Work.

Aug. 22, 2010

work fails - I Eat,  Sleep, and S**t Work.

There are bad cubicle neighbors, and then there are bio-hazards. Be thankful if you’re only stuck with the former.

Submitted by: Unknown

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Can’t Someone Else Kill It?

Aug. 20, 2010

work fails - Can't Someone Else Kill It?

Don’t you dare mess with my afternoon snack. Get your own.

Submitted by: Unknown

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Make Sure to Breathe All Over Them

Aug. 20, 2010

work fails - Make Sure to Breathe All Over Them

Never, ever pass up an invitation to vomit on your manager. This sign might as well say “Free cupcakes and puppies!” I’ll be back in 10 minutes.

Submitted by: Dawn

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This Is My Office

Aug. 18, 2010

job lols - This Is My Office

Knee pads, lipstick, Altoids, kleenex, priest collars, bribe money, etc. Arranged alphabetically, too! Did I miss anything?

Submitted by: Unknown

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It’s Gaining On You!

Aug. 17, 2010

It's Gaining On You!

The best managers provide creative motivation. Then they provide therapy, but only after you’ve shipped a few more units than average. Hooray!

Submitted by: Unknown

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I’m So Confused!

Aug. 16, 2010

I'm So Confused!

Nice try, but you didn’t say ‘Simon Says.’

Submitted by:

samhainophilia

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I Do, Duh!

Aug. 16, 2010

I Do, Duh!

Listen, man, things sometimes get a bit weird after 34 straight hours of spreadsheets and poppers. There’s logic to the can bathroom. Don’t judge me.

Submitted by: Marcus

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