So I’m allowed to piss all over the seat if I’m illiterate? Huzzah!
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But I’m Sleepy, Mr. Baldwin!
Feb. 10, 2010
“Okay, fine. But real creamer is still for closers only! Splenda too!”
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All Self-Cathetering Should Be Done Before Coming Into The Office
Feb. 8, 2010
Oh, really? I thought the janitorial staff just loved getting syringes stuck into their plungers.
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Upside? Amazing Immune System.
Feb. 5, 2010
DUH. Don’t half-ass it though! Remember what I said about foreskins?
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BEWARE
One of your coworkers is a thief and so completely lazy that they stole my sandwich. They stole a HOMEMADE sandwich. Who steals food in the first place? And honestly, who steals a non-packaged product? Do you really want something someone else handled?
From now on, I suggest everyone sneezes on and profusely licks their food prior to bringing it to work.
I know I will.
Karma will find you.
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Hang In There!
Jan. 26, 2010
Welcome to FinkleMart—where the customer is always TERRIFIED. We promise your kids won’t bother you for any toys!
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Not-So-Sneaky Trap
Jan. 25, 2010
How is it supposed to DO ANYTHING when you broadcast it like that? Plus no one believes you, Mr. Clever.
Now go back to your solitaire game and leave the wittiness to the professionals.
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So Lonely…I’ll Make A Friend!
Jan. 16, 2010
Whatever you do, don’t peek under that t-shirt. I’m dead serious.
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