
What’s at Publix? Is that where the cheese fairy works? Or do they sell magic so I can make my own?
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What’s at Publix? Is that where the cheese fairy works? Or do they sell magic so I can make my own?
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Face down, ass up, that’s the way we like to…manage inventory.
Submitted by: Malcolm Grant

Aw, Keanu, just go unwrap the gold foil off your chocolate Oscar and munch on that. You’ll feel right as rain.
Submitted by: Baylee

With USB 2.0 transfer speeds, you’d think he wouldn’t look so constipated.
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Do you ever get the sense that Hooked On Phonics is going to face a class-action lawsuit some day?
Submitted by: Gina Marie

They’re hiring because the sexual harassment case Smeagol finally wrapped up and he’s canned like spam.
Source: Darren Barefoot
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This is the face I make every Sunday night. Even when my toner’s not low.
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I can recognize the intentional sabotage of a fellow intern – excellent work, comrade.
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This sign was quickly taken down after the neighboring gas station began sending their favorite ‘floor dumper’ patrons to the office bathroom.
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It’s not sexual harassment if it’s written in bold across the side of a building, right?
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