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Well, actually, at 76° Marty’s nipples become harder than tungsten and begin stabbing anyone who crosses his path. Were-nipples, as it were. So we need to watch out for that.
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Foil blocks out the secret government mind-control rays, and also all that liberal conspiracy book-learnin’. Very handy stuff.
Submitted by: Mugombie

I don’t recall the Hulk eating Lean Cuisines in the original comic books, but I guess I’ll go ahead and take your word for it.
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Punch a few holes and all of a sudden a guy thinks he can boss me around, huh?
Submitted by: Jinxy

Fantastic Italian structures like The Colosseum have stood the test of time for centuries. This is one of their lesser-known architectural wonders.
Submitted by: Ryan

Um, no. It is Saturday and nothing is gonna stop me from having sex with my new truckstop girlfriend, Sheila.
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But sharpies get me way more high than the dry erase markers!
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