
“Okay, fine. But real creamer is still for closers only! Splenda too!”
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“Okay, fine. But real creamer is still for closers only! Splenda too!”
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Congratulations on your promotion! Since you’re a high-powered executive now, we had all your stuff chromed. Enjoy!
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Funny—that’s the same mask I wear during sex. It’s my orgy mask!
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Congratulations on working in an office where the f-bomb and untouched BMX bikes are free to intermingle. How are those hair plugs doing? Worth the investment? Yeah, bro! (The 1 in 5 young American men who are unemployed will soon reach the point at which they are willing to kill you for money. Still think you’re so clever?) Party on!