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Socks to Be You

Oct. 12, 2011

job fails - Socks to Be You

What’s that? You’re complaining that we’re posting too many poop jokes today? Relax, this one is only number two.

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The Office Is Watching You(r) Poop

Oct. 12, 2011

job fails - We All Can See Your Poop

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The Gatekeeper Holds the Key to Ultimate Knowledge

Oct. 6, 2011

job fails - The Gatekeeper Holds the Key to Ultimate Knowledge

Sometimes he should mess around with everyone’s regular pooping times by placing free bran muffins in the break room.

~OLJ

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You Know What? I’ll Just Take Your Word for It

Oct. 1, 2011

job fails - You Know What? I'll Just Take Your Word for It

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Happy Monday Morning! Have You Started Optimizing Your Bathroom Breaks Yet?

Sep. 19, 2011

job fails - Happy Monday Morning! Have You Started Optimizing Your Bathroom Breaks Yet?

Every day, between 10:00 and noon, the bathroom stalls are ALWAYS OCCUPIED. It’s frustrating.

~OLJ

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That’s What I Think of Your Beef Dog

Aug. 28, 2011

job fails - That's What I Think of Your Beef Dog

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Leave Your Excrement in the Bowl

Jul. 21, 2011

job fails - Leave Your Male Feculence at Home

And here we have the “highlighter scribbler” variety of sign posters. Desperate to emphasize his note, but without access to a color printer or design skills, he frantically scratches his highlighter back and forth across the sign in the hopes that the bright color will catch more people’s eyes. As an added touch, he has signed off with the “descending emoticons” technique, in which he communicates his sadness and disapproval through a series of identical frowny-faces.

~OLJ

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Gives New Meaning to the Word “Waste”

Jul. 6, 2011

job fails - Teaching exchange students basic things

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Well, Yes, That’s the Other Reason

Jul. 1, 2011

job fails - That's the other reason

If the smell was strong enough, management could go around sniffing people’s keyboards and giving mandatory hygiene seminars to the ones whose keyboards smelled like poo.

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The Most Controversial Graffiti Artists in the World

Jun. 21, 2011

job fails - S**t Gets Serious

“Team, There is an issue in the Men’s restroom located next to the [censored] account. Someone is marking the restroom wall, in the first closet stall, with feces in the shape of a swastika. This is the fourth time in the last year this act has been done. This is not only disgusting but it is a safety health issue. If caught you will be terminated as this is not a joke or funny in any way. If you know anything about this please let me know so we can address this issue ASAP.”

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mactruck

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