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Archive for the 'paper signs' Category
I Do, Duh!

Listen, man, things sometimes get a bit weird after 34 straight hours of spreadsheets and poppers. There’s logic to the can bathroom. Don’t judge me.
Submitted by: Marcus
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It Eats Quarters

But if you throw enough metal discs and paper at it, sometimes it will throw a snack at you like a monkey throwing poop at the zoo. Fair trade!
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Science Is Disgusting!

I disagree with the findings of this study, so we need to go ahead and ban all science and intellectual achievement before it threatens my tiny, cowardly worldview. (And the kisses will continue unabated.)
Submitted by: Unknown
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Open Palm Only… You Don’t Want To Leave Marks

Sounds like a hat or t-shirt I’d like to hand out to my drinking buddies. Ka-pow!
Submitted by: GoeJUNN
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I Just Want My Cookie!!

Ever seen Cookie Monster with murder in his eyes? I have. Cookie is a helluva drug.
Submitted by: Unknown
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He Keeps A Collection

And does this vigilante have his own bat signal? Perhaps a toilet seat silhouette cast high in the clouds?
Submitted by: INH.Helios
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Where’s The Fun In That?

Hey, I’m SORRY, but it’s Friday and I get a little excited, y’know? You should probably count your lucky stars that the ceiling in here is as high as it is.
Submitted by: Unknown
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The Sweet Smell of Success

I guess it probably didn’t help that I was peeing out a whole bunch of Redbull from earlier that morning.
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Laying That Guilt Trip On Pretty Thick

Maybe after this strategy fails you could have your mother come into the office and lecture everyone about taking your precious sugar water. Make sure she pats you on the head the whole time, too.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
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