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Archive for the 'paper signs' Category
Bathroom Advice For Idiots
Feb. 10, 2010
So I’m allowed to piss all over the seat if I’m illiterate? Huzzah!
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
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Mustard Gas Doesn’t Smell This Bad
Feb. 9, 2010
Apparently, avoiding a cold tush is worth making everyone think of stinky poops every time they see your sign. Awesome!
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
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TL;DR – I Hate You
Feb. 8, 2010
Wait, they allow burritos in Utah?
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
To the Person who stole my Burrito.
Yours must be a truly unfortunate life to steal from someone currently receiving foodstamps from the Utah gov’t because their current wage is insufficient to cover their living expenses, tuition, and food. I will now go hungry today as I’m at the limit of my budget for this week.
It is my sincere wish that you burn in a lake of boiling cheese and refried beans not dissimilar to those found in my burrito. There you would dwell for a thousand years, with your skin constantly regenerating so that you can feel it being burned off your body yet again.
Sincerely,
Burrito LessTL;DR I hate you.
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All Self-Cathetering Should Be Done Before Coming Into The Office
Feb. 8, 2010
Oh, really? I thought the janitorial staff just loved getting syringes stuck into their plungers.
Submitted by: cindyscrazy via Submission Page
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Upside? Amazing Immune System.
Feb. 5, 2010
DUH. Don’t half-ass it though! Remember what I said about foreskins?
Submitted by: dunno source via http://mthruf.com/submit
BEWARE
One of your coworkers is a thief and so completely lazy that they stole my sandwich. They stole a HOMEMADE sandwich. Who steals food in the first place? And honestly, who steals a non-packaged product? Do you really want something someone else handled?
From now on, I suggest everyone sneezes on and profusely licks their food prior to bringing it to work.
I know I will.
Karma will find you.
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Because Moe…Likes That Sort of Thing
Feb. 4, 2010
…aka ‘Trench Warfare’
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
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Welcome To Evil, Inc.
Feb. 3, 2010
Luckily, operating the coffee maker and the toaster at the same time merely smashes the moon into the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. FU, MOON.
Submitted by: Sarah via Submission Page
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Fight Fire With Fire. And Robots.
Feb. 2, 2010
The only kind of love that a printer understands is tough love, and by “tough love” I mean “hardcore PC LOAD LETTER hate-sex.”
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
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