
What about #4?! (Barfing and pissing at the same time. Takes practice.)
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What about #4?! (Barfing and pissing at the same time. Takes practice.)
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4. Am I, or have I ever been, a punk?
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You may not see them, but they’re there. All around you. With weapons drawn.
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Actually, I tried that already, but Facebook wouldn’t let me make a fan page for last Thursday’s record-shattering dump. Fascists!
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Maybe someone can take that box down to the supermarket parking lot and see if anyone will adopt them.
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That’s okay, I bring my own reusable aluminum one to work with me. I used to have the plastic version, but then I found out it was full of BPA or whatever. No butt cancer for me!
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What’s at Publix? Is that where the cheese fairy works? Or do they sell magic so I can make my own?
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I’m not sure ‘My mullet allows me to shoot diplomats’ is the best message you want to send to your cubical neighbors. Mullets aren’t even ironically cool anymore.
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If only recycling gave me monster abs and an epic beard…
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