
Remember folks, lift with your legs, not your back!
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Remember folks, lift with your legs, not your back!
Submitted by: Unknown

Do you think those are walls you’re stepping on, Neo? Do you think that’s air you’re breathing? There is no forklift. Just the wool that’s been pulled over your eyes.
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Um, no. It is Saturday and nothing is gonna stop me from having sex with my new truckstop girlfriend, Sheila.
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We hold hands and sing “Kumbaya” a lot. It’s great for team-building!
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Face down, ass up, that’s the way we like to…manage inventory.
Submitted by: Malcolm Grant

Plus it makes the one-legged guy in accounting super jealous.
Submitted by: Anand Naik

What, like you’ve never seen those pictures from China where they’re using bamboo for scaffolding?
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I was going to put up the invisible rope, but the wind was so strong I couldn’t make it all the way to the storage closet! Here, hold my dog’s leash – I’m gonna go try again.
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There are bad cubicle neighbors, and then there are bio-hazards. Be thankful if you’re only stuck with the former.
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I don’t see any duct tape in play here, so I’m going to have to deduct 10 points. You know the rules, fellas.
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