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We Are Also Not Liable for Brown Noses

Oct. 13, 2011

job fails - We Are Also Not Liable for Brown Noses

Remember folks, lift with your legs, not your back!

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OSHA Just Left

Sep. 30, 2010

OSHA Just Left

Do you think those are walls you’re stepping on, Neo? Do you think that’s air you’re breathing? There is no forklift. Just the wool that’s been pulled over your eyes.

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Private Toilet Fail

Sep. 18, 2010

job fails - Private Toilet Fail

Um, no. It is Saturday and nothing is gonna stop me from having sex with my new truckstop girlfriend, Sheila.

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Our Meeting Room

Sep. 10, 2010

job fails - Our Meeting Room

We hold hands and sing “Kumbaya” a lot. It’s great for team-building!

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Welcome To the Pleasuredome

Sep. 8, 2010

job fails - Welcome To the Pleasuredome

Face down, ass up, that’s the way we like to…manage inventory.

Submitted by: Malcolm Grant

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Who Doesn’t Stand on Their Feet

Sep. 4, 2010

job fails - Who Doesn't Stand on Their Feet

Plus it makes the one-legged guy in accounting super jealous.

Submitted by: Anand Naik

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Load Bearing Plant

Aug. 31, 2010

job lols - Load Bearing Plant

What, like you’ve never seen those pictures from China where they’re using bamboo for scaffolding?

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Mimes Have Day Jobs Too

Aug. 25, 2010

job lols - Mimes Have Day Jobs Too

I was going to put up the invisible rope, but the wind was so strong I couldn’t make it all the way to the storage closet! Here, hold my dog’s leash – I’m gonna go try again.

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I Eat, Sleep, and S**t Work.

Aug. 22, 2010

work fails - I Eat,  Sleep, and S**t Work.

There are bad cubicle neighbors, and then there are bio-hazards. Be thankful if you’re only stuck with the former.

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Somebody Missed The OSHA Meeting…

Aug. 19, 2010

Somebody Missed The OSHA Meeting...

I don’t see any duct tape in play here, so I’m going to have to deduct 10 points. You know the rules, fellas.

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