Violators will have their dreadlocks cut and patchouli oil washed off.
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Christmas!
Mar. 2, 2010
Look at all the great presents Santa brought you! You must have been extra good this year. Does that mean you’ve stopped spending your inheritance on prostitutes? Well done!
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Waterbottle Wasteland
Mar. 1, 2010
Aw, the low-budget Lite Brites on the monitors was a nice touch. Shows they care! (They’re still going to get murdered, regardless.)
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Packing up the Boss’ office
Feb. 24, 2010
Every manager loves employees that are proactively helpful.
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I’m On Board With Helper Monkeys
Jan. 27, 2010
Dear slobs,
Due to numerous complaints filed with Human Resources, interns are no longer allowed to wash the dirty dishes you allow to pile up. Sorry for the inconvenience, but you are going to have to start cleaning up after yourself. I know, I know; You went to Vassar, you have a rich husband, you’ve never washed a dish in your life, etc. Please remember that times are tough, and until the economy turns around and we all get personal helper monkeys, we’re going to have to make some sacrifices. So help control the cockroach population and wash your dirty dishes. I promise, you’ll survive.
Have a glorious day!
UGH, but washing our coke mirrors and champagne flutes is such back-breaking work! Right girls?
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