
Foil blocks out the secret government mind-control rays, and also all that liberal conspiracy book-learnin’. Very handy stuff.
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Foil blocks out the secret government mind-control rays, and also all that liberal conspiracy book-learnin’. Very handy stuff.
Submitted by: Mugombie

‘Stock options’ is just slang for bruised-up knees. Don’t you ever forget that.
Submitted by: David Miller

This is one of those cute little pranks that topples at 7am before everyone has had their coffee and all of a sudden you find yourself running from a mob armed with torches and pitchforks.
Submitted by: Unknown

Fantastic Italian structures like The Colosseum have stood the test of time for centuries. This is one of their lesser-known architectural wonders.
Submitted by: Ryan

Um, no. It is Saturday and nothing is gonna stop me from having sex with my new truckstop girlfriend, Sheila.
Submitted by: Unknown

Fridays basically mean that I walk into work with a beer in my hand, but it’s nice to see that sort of thing being made into company policy.
Submitted by: Unknown

But they’re so tasty! And how else am I supposed to get a nice buzz on during the day?
Submitted by: The Amazing Tommy

Being the raddest dude in the office is a tiring, thankless task, but someone has to do it. Think of the children.

Congratulations, now you know a secret that firemen have known for centuries.
Submitted by: Unknown

What about #4?! (Barfing and pissing at the same time. Takes practice.)
Submitted by: Unknown