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Plus I’m docking everyone the appropriate amount of PTO for this retirement party. You’ve had a good 40 year run, Bruce, but now it’s time for security to throw you out onto the sidewalk. Take care, and thanks for all the profits!
Submitted by: justanotherworkerbee

Well, that’s really going to cut into my rigorous masturbation schedule, so, sorry, but go find yourself a different hero.
Submitted by: Unknown

Fact: Batman is a serial arsonist.
Submitted by: buttslol

I believe this is what’s called ‘The Intern’s Bluff.’ Don’t ever try to call them on it.
Submitted by: Thora

On the plus side, the raptors took care of the scheduled layoffs for us. No pink slips, everyone! Just body bags.
Submitted by: Dave

Quick, somebody shoot it with a silver bullet while I ram this wooden stake through its toner cartridge.
Submitted by: theRocketScientist

Something tells me that this hostage situation can’t be solved with syrup and snipers.
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