
Every manager loves employees that are proactively helpful.
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Every manager loves employees that are proactively helpful.
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A fake computer! For fake work! (And your fake career and fake ambitions, har!)
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“That’s my lunch, sir. It’s not my fault that you see half-cocked genitalia dangling menacingly in your face. In fact, I feel that your graphic imagination is contributing to a hostile work environment, and I’m going to go speak to HR about this unfortunate matter.”
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This is me today. Need extra protection from the cooties.
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Is there anything tastier than free beer?
Yes: NINJA BEER.
(Now I want to see everyone’s secret booze stashes. Yankee ingenuity!)

and with one foul swoop of his pen (ctrl + P), mid-level manager Jeff Dunham eliminated the office’s last remaining perk.