
Foil blocks out the secret government mind-control rays, and also all that liberal conspiracy book-learnin’. Very handy stuff.
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Foil blocks out the secret government mind-control rays, and also all that liberal conspiracy book-learnin’. Very handy stuff.
Submitted by: Mugombie

“PS: Dave, don’t drink from the water cooler anymore.”
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Do you ever get the sense that Hooked On Phonics is going to face a class-action lawsuit some day?
Submitted by: Gina Marie

Oh, they’re cloused because we sent the secretary back to 6th grade to try and get her diploma.
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Hat Trick! Spelling, apostrophe and cents sign fail. Bravo, garden department, bravo.
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Good job, public schools! Can I send you the bill for the dental work to repair all the teeth I shattered when I smashed my face into the desk?
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Listen, guys. Gardags are deadly. Not a laughing matter. DEADLY. Passing them even the dampest paper towel could spell doom for us all.
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Yeah, it’s really too bad that label makers don’t have Spell Check.
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Maybe ‘Enginer’ is a cute pet name for an intern? But interns don’t get parking spaces—only wedgies.
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