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Archive for the 'homicide' Category
Death to Clippy

Your input is not appreciated, Clippy. Come back when I’m writing a letter.
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Employee Of The Month Is Upstream A Bit

Job perks: you can’t haz them.
Submitted by: Unknown
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New “Bleeding Post-Its” Didn’t Sell As Well As Expected

It’s odd because the paperclips that scream when you bend them were so popular we could barely keep them in stock.
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Now Hiring A New Intern!

No, he didn’t get shot. It was a broken heart – the other interns wouldn’t let him into the pack because he couldn’t figure out the photocopier. The animal kingdom can be cruel sometimes.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
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Fire Free

Yes, appease the IT fire gods! Quick, sacrifice a sales rep on the altar of Xerox! Hurry!
Submitted by: Rasley via Submission Page
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Printer Jam

It’s Monday! Start the week off with a javelin to the printer. It’s been asking for it.
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This isn’t what we meant when we asked you to sacrifice for the company…

This is what things will look like the instant someone says “top o’ the morning to ya” and/or “isn’t that the same outfit from yesterday” to me. Not joking.
Submitted by: Dan S. via Submission Page
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Okay, you can all come out now! I had a little talk with the guy who keeps sending in all those Foil Cubicle photos.

So…yeah. No one send any of those in for a long, long time.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
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