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It Was Professor Plum

Sep. 24, 2010

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What, no chalk outline? Talk about shoddy detective work.

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Death to Clippy

Sep. 14, 2010

RIP Paperclip

Your input is not appreciated, Clippy. Come back when I’m writing a letter.

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Employee Of The Month Is Upstream A Bit

Aug. 23, 2010

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Job perks: you can’t haz them.

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New “Bleeding Post-Its” Didn’t Sell As Well As Expected

Aug. 9, 2010

New "Bleeding Post-Its" Didn't Sell As Well As Expected

It’s odd because the paperclips that scream when you bend them were so popular we could barely keep them in stock.

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Now Hiring A New Intern!

Jul. 21, 2010

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No, he didn’t get shot. It was a broken heart – the other interns wouldn’t let him into the pack because he couldn’t figure out the photocopier. The animal kingdom can be cruel sometimes.

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Fire Free

May. 11, 2010

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Yes, appease the IT fire gods! Quick, sacrifice a sales rep on the altar of Xerox! Hurry!

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Printer Jam

Apr. 5, 2010

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It’s Monday! Start the week off with a javelin to the printer. It’s been asking for it.

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This isn’t what we meant when we asked you to sacrifice for the company…

Mar. 18, 2010

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This is what things will look like the instant someone says “top o’ the morning to ya” and/or “isn’t that the same outfit from yesterday” to me. Not joking.

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Okay, you can all come out now! I had a little talk with the guy who keeps sending in all those Foil Cubicle photos.

Mar. 8, 2010

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So…yeah. No one send any of those in for a long, long time.

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Crime Scene

Feb. 26, 2010

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Eight lives left.

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