Must know how to use a ladder though.
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Archive for the 'hiring' Category
Spelling Skills Optional
Mar. 13, 2012
Clearly A+ Material We’re Working With
Nov. 2, 2011
For the hard of seeing (blurry post-it notes): “Check with ______ before ‘hiring’ this woman. She is very large, smelly, and her BOOB fell out of her shirt and this app (application) was in her PANTS”
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Not that We’re trying to Say Anything About the Last Person (*CINDY*)
Oct. 24, 2011
Scumbag HR Manager
Sep. 17, 2011
Marty’s Qualifications Are Awfully Specific
Jul. 18, 2011
Add another one to the list of creepy employers I would never want to work for. Although, since I’m not a high school girl, I’ll probably never work for him anyway.
~Office Lackey Jack
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Your Character References Are Also Stellar
Jul. 15, 2011
Ugh okay so the joke is a slightly lazy and seems a little spiteful. Statistic after statistic shows that attractive people don’t get preferential treatment in the workplace. The humor is probably intended for people who are desperate for cheap scapegoats as to why they don’t get called back after interviews. BUT we can all agree that men act like obsequious emotional cripples in front of big-bewbed women, amirite?
Edit: Okay, I was wrong, mea culpa. Apparently attractive people do get better jobs and earn more in the workplace, as long as they’re being interviewed or managed by someone of the opposite sex. If they’re managed or supervised by someone of the same sex, attractive people actually earn less and are hired less often, through a phenomenon researchers are calling “jealousy.” Apparently the interviewer in the cartoon is a dude, or at least someone into ladies.
~Office Lackey Jack
Some articles on related studies:
New York Times
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The Job Title Also Describes How You Feel and the Way You’re Treated
Jun. 29, 2011
So That’s Their “Secret”…
Jun. 28, 2011
Was searching for part-time jobs online and Victoria’s Secret is hiring… though their requirements seem a bit drastic!
True that… you have to wonder if there’s an intern at Victoria’s Secret who was snickering as he wrote this, just like the people writing the 1,000s of headlines during the Anthony Weiner fiasco.
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Weeding Out the Incompetent
Jun. 9, 2011
LOLOLOL Like Anyone Does That Anymore
Jun. 7, 2011
It’s the recession, baby. For employers, desperation like this is few and far between.
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