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I’m trying to quit my daily five cups of coffee and these little bastards are all I can see whenever the headache recedes enough to open my eyes. Now theY’RE ON ME OH GOD IT ITCHES IT ITCHES
Submitted by: Unknown
I don’t see any duct tape in play here, so I’m going to have to deduct 10 points. You know the rules, fellas.
Submitted by: Unknown
Quick — somebody grind up a handful of wood nymphs so I can fill the cartridge back up.
Submitted by: Logan
But if you throw enough metal discs and paper at it, sometimes it will throw a snack at you like a monkey throwing poop at the zoo. Fair trade!
Nooooo! My RSI wrist braces and Cheezburger t-shirts!
Submitted by: Unknown
Sounds like a hat or t-shirt I’d like to hand out to my drinking buddies. Ka-pow!
Submitted by: GoeJUNN
Here’s what Dew withdrawals are like: pounding headache, grinding teeth, involuntary vocal tics, crusty eyes and pleated dockers filled with chunky diarrhea. Party time!
Submitted by: Unknown
If you press 1 and 3 at the same time and say “Bloody Mary” six times quickly, she’ll appear in your cubicle and steal your soul. So, uh…don’t.
Submitted by: Ashley M
Man, that wall is so serious that I feel like Rapunzel is going to poke her head out the window at any moment.
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