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Some days you’re the hammer, and some days you’re the clever little nail that keeps a nice cold stash of beer hidden in plain sight under your desk.
Submitted by: Galatea

Halloween is coming up, so here’s a nice little nightmare to last you until then.
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Punch a few holes and all of a sudden a guy thinks he can boss me around, huh?
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Well, it took all weekend and I’m totally sore now, but it was worth it. Why do they make keyboards so hard to disassemble, anyway?
Submitted by: Adriana

But sharpies get me way more high than the dry erase markers!
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Dang, I was totally gonna steal this idea but then I found myself wondering where thE HELL YOU GOT FOUR DIFFERENT BINDER CLIP SIZES?!
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Congratulations, now you know a secret that firemen have known for centuries.
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Did you get the memo about the giant spider infestation? Might wanna give it another look.
Submitted by: KeepAustinRetarded

Many have tried to save the Princess’ print job, but all have failed. What makes you think that you have the skill and courage?
Submitted by: Nogs