
This sign was quickly taken down after the neighboring gas station began sending their favorite ‘floor dumper’ patrons to the office bathroom.
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This sign was quickly taken down after the neighboring gas station began sending their favorite ‘floor dumper’ patrons to the office bathroom.
Submitted by: Unknown

What, and put the intern out of a job? That’s just cold-hearted.
Submitted by: Patti

There are bad cubicle neighbors, and then there are bio-hazards. Be thankful if you’re only stuck with the former.
Submitted by: Unknown

Don’t you dare mess with my afternoon snack. Get your own.
Submitted by: Unknown

Never, ever pass up an invitation to vomit on your manager. This sign might as well say “Free cupcakes and puppies!” I’ll be back in 10 minutes.
Submitted by: Dawn

Knee pads, lipstick, Altoids, kleenex, priest collars, bribe money, etc. Arranged alphabetically, too! Did I miss anything?
Submitted by: Unknown

Shut up! You’re just jealous of the way I eat my lunch.
Submitted by: slaughter

Listen, man, things sometimes get a bit weird after 34 straight hours of spreadsheets and poppers. There’s logic to the can bathroom. Don’t judge me.
Submitted by: Marcus
Grab those headphones and do some learning! There will be a quiz later. Extra credit for kissing just like at 5:05.
Submitted by: buttslol

I disagree with the findings of this study, so we need to go ahead and ban all science and intellectual achievement before it threatens my tiny, cowardly worldview. (And the kisses will continue unabated.)
Submitted by: Unknown