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Back from when we didn’t hate Kanye West:
Sittin’ in the hood like community colleges
This dope money here is little Tre’s scholarship
Cause ain’t no tuition for having no ambition
And ain’t no loans for sittin’ your ass at home
So we forced to sell crack, rap, and get a job
You gotta do somethin’ man, your ass is grown
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Good job, public schools! Can I send you the bill for the dental work to repair all the teeth I shattered when I smashed my face into the desk?
Submitted by: Terri via Submission Page
Your mom gives terrible handjobs, toilet seat! Your breath smells like a strip club urinal full of roasted buttholes! Nancy from HR said you got a dick like a sun-bleached acorn, toilet seat! Aw, oh, don’t cry, toilet seat. We was just joshin’ around.
Submitted by: Adam via Submission Page
So…wait. Did Becky write this, or is someone calling her out? Well, while I mull it over, I’ll just go ahead and eat this lunch that someone thoughtlessly left sitting in the freezer.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
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