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Jun. 21, 2011

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job fails - S**t Gets Serious

“Team, There is an issue in the Men’s restroom located next to the [censored] account. Someone is marking the restroom wall, in the first closet stall, with feces in the shape of a swastika. This is the fourth time in the last year this act has been done. This is not only disgusting but it is a safety health issue. If caught you will be terminated as this is not a joke or funny in any way. If you know anything about this please let me know so we can address this issue ASAP.”

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You Should See The New Temps, They Are A Couple Of Loons

Aug. 11, 2010

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Hooray! Because we don’t get shat on and squawked at enough during office hours!

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Blake Manning Up

Jul. 19, 2010

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Sorry to hear about your weekend at the office, man. Enjoy the nickname ‘Poo Hands’ for the next couple years though.

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Toilet Instructions

Jul. 3, 2010

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This is management’s fault for cutting corners and hiring primates for all the unskilled positions. Same goes for all the banana peels that have cost this company so much in injury lawsuits.

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Elmo Is So Helpful

Jun. 15, 2010

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Thanks, little guy! But what if it’s red and has staples in it?

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Trails

Jun. 13, 2010

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Plan B: adult diapers.

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Yikes, Pretty Hostile Environment

Jun. 2, 2010

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I was trying to figure out a wisecrack about finger-painting in the Hundred Acre Wood, but I got sidetracked by all the barfing.

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Make Coffee or Meet Tiger

May. 12, 2010

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And remember, tigers are extra pissy when they haven’t had their morning coffee yet. Your only chance for survival? Start throwing feces. Monkeys know what’s up.

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Blowthrough

Apr. 22, 2010

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WHAT THE HELL, PEOPLE. I’m not a terribly squeamish person, but I’m pretty sure my solution to this sort of thing would be to fire everyone in the company and start over. Not a polite little memo.

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Battling Germs On All Fronts

Feb. 1, 2010

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This is why I gargle Purell every morning, duh. (I use my mouth to open door handles.)

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