Well, that’s really going to cut into my rigorous masturbation schedule, so, sorry, but go find yourself a different hero.
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OSHA Just Left
Sep. 30, 2010
Do you think those are walls you’re stepping on, Neo? Do you think that’s air you’re breathing? There is no forklift. Just the wool that’s been pulled over your eyes.
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It Won’t Fit In There…
Sep. 28, 2010
Can what?! Don’t leave me hanging here!
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Phil’s Not The Sharpest Tool In The Shed…
Sep. 28, 2010
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice…could I borrow some money for lunch?
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Please Come Shop!
Sep. 26, 2010
Oh, the wonderful perfume of desperation…the standard bouquet of every office.
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I Ate All The Mints…
Sep. 25, 2010
Hey, that’s a face I can trust to not be a bottle of rat poison. Wish I could have said the same about that rat poison I ate last Tuesday.
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Nostradamus Was Wrong!
Sep. 23, 2010
Well, at least we know way ahead of time that that New Year’s Eve party is gonna be totally awesome.
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Mixed Messages
Sep. 23, 2010
On the upside, I use this door to leave work early and never have to feel an ounce of guilt.
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Welcme To Spelling Class
Sep. 22, 2010
Foil blocks out the secret government mind-control rays, and also all that liberal conspiracy book-learnin’. Very handy stuff.
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