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Plus I’m docking everyone the appropriate amount of PTO for this retirement party. You’ve had a good 40 year run, Bruce, but now it’s time for security to throw you out onto the sidewalk. Take care, and thanks for all the profits!
Submitted by: justanotherworkerbee
Well, actually, at 76° Marty’s nipples become harder than tungsten and begin stabbing anyone who crosses his path. Were-nipples, as it were. So we need to watch out for that.
Submitted by: Unknown
This is one of those cute little pranks that topples at 7am before everyone has had their coffee and all of a sudden you find yourself running from a mob armed with torches and pitchforks.
Submitted by: Unknown
Man. Limitless power source. Machien. Problem?
Submitted by: Unknown
But they’re so tasty! And how else am I supposed to get a nice buzz on during the day?
Submitted by: The Amazing Tommy
What about #4?! (Barfing and pissing at the same time. Takes practice.)
Submitted by: Unknown
Your input is not appreciated, Clippy. Come back when I’m writing a letter.
Submitted by: Unknown
Maybe someone can take that box down to the supermarket parking lot and see if anyone will adopt them.
Submitted by: Unknown
There’s a dumpster out back if you want to check our un-shelved stock, and liquidation items are in the first toilet stall on the left. Happy shopping!
Submitted by: WTFITS
…and/or lack of pants ‘situation.’
Submitted by: Jinxy
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