Balloons are in fact the most deadly disease vector. Shame on you for bringing all those back across the border.
Submitted by: Lisa Weaver
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Archive for the 'dickhead co-workers' Category
This Is Why You Don’t Vacation In Mexico
Aug. 17, 2010
I Do, Duh!
Aug. 16, 2010
Listen, man, things sometimes get a bit weird after 34 straight hours of spreadsheets and poppers. There’s logic to the can bathroom. Don’t judge me.
Submitted by: Marcus
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…Not In My Job Description
Aug. 13, 2010
It’s Friday, I’m outta here! Wipe your own asses.
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Suddenly, I’m Not Very Hungry Anymore…
Aug. 13, 2010
This is like when animals have bright colors or rattles to warn you away – guaranteed good time!
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The Red Sea
Aug. 12, 2010
Over 2,000 cups (not all pictured) filled with water.
[Ed. note: Here's hoping your target's name was Moses.]
Submitted by: brian
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Science Is Disgusting!
Aug. 11, 2010
I disagree with the findings of this study, so we need to go ahead and ban all science and intellectual achievement before it threatens my tiny, cowardly worldview. (And the kisses will continue unabated.)
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You Should See The New Temps, They Are A Couple Of Loons
Aug. 11, 2010
Hooray! Because we don’t get shat on and squawked at enough during office hours!
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Time To Lay Off The Mountain Dew
Aug. 10, 2010
Here’s what Dew withdrawals are like: pounding headache, grinding teeth, involuntary vocal tics, crusty eyes and pleated dockers filled with chunky diarrhea. Party time!
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My Career? Or Just The Hallway…
Aug. 8, 2010
Here’s your friendly reminder that tomorrow is Monday! Woo!
If it makes you feel any better, we’ll finally post the winners of the caption content tomorrow. Double woo!
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He Keeps A Collection
Aug. 8, 2010
And does this vigilante have his own bat signal? Perhaps a toilet seat silhouette cast high in the clouds?
Submitted by: INH.Helios
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