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TL;DR – I Hate You

Feb. 8, 2010

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TL;DR - I Hate You

Wait, they allow burritos in Utah?

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

To the Person who stole my Burrito.

Yours must be a truly unfortunate life to steal from someone currently receiving foodstamps from the Utah gov’t because their current wage is insufficient to cover their living expenses, tuition, and food. I will now go hungry today as I’m at the limit of my budget for this week.

It is my sincere wish that you burn in a lake of boiling cheese and refried beans not dissimilar to those found in my burrito. There you would dwell for a thousand years, with your skin constantly regenerating so that you can feel it being burned off your body yet again.

Sincerely,
Burrito Less

TL;DR I hate you.

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Special Delivery!

Feb. 6, 2010

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Special Delivery!

No plans for Monday? Here’s an idea.

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Upside? Amazing Immune System.

Feb. 5, 2010

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Upside? Amazing Immune System.

DUH. Don’t half-ass it though! Remember what I said about foreskins?

Submitted by: dunno source via http://mthruf.com/submit

BEWARE

One of your coworkers is a thief and so completely lazy that they stole my sandwich. They stole a HOMEMADE sandwich. Who steals food in the first place? And honestly, who steals a non-packaged product? Do you really want something someone else handled?

From now on, I suggest everyone sneezes on and profusely licks their food prior to bringing it to work.

I know I will.

Karma will find you.

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He’s Watching You

Feb. 2, 2010

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Funny prank, guys! I’m going to have nightmares for weeks. Hah! Now put this snowball back in hell where it belongs.

[sobbing uncontrollably]

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This could have been avoided

Jan. 1, 2010

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job fail - cubicle peanuts

Before going on vacation, it’s a smart idea to ramble on about guns and how much you love guns and different types of ammunition for at least two weeks so that your co-workers know their place.

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