
Hey, it’s not my fault my wife packed me a crap sandwich.
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Hey, it’s not my fault my wife packed me a crap sandwich.
Submitted by: tommy d

Foil blocks out the secret government mind-control rays, and also all that liberal conspiracy book-learnin’. Very handy stuff.
Submitted by: Mugombie

I believe this is what’s called ‘The Intern’s Bluff.’ Don’t ever try to call them on it.
Submitted by: Thora

I don’t recall the Hulk eating Lean Cuisines in the original comic books, but I guess I’ll go ahead and take your word for it.
Submitted by: Unknown

Well, it took all weekend and I’m totally sore now, but it was worth it. Why do they make keyboards so hard to disassemble, anyway?
Submitted by: Adriana

Man. Limitless power source. Machien. Problem?
Submitted by: Unknown

Um, no. It is Saturday and nothing is gonna stop me from having sex with my new truckstop girlfriend, Sheila.
Submitted by: Unknown

Way better attitude, and a sweet mustache? You’ve just been officially replaced.
Submitted by: vampfiend687

But sharpies get me way more high than the dry erase markers!
Submitted by: Unknown

Cash Rules Everything Around Me, but so does 4chan vocabulary.
Submitted by: buttslol