
Oh, you’re allergic to bananas? Sure wish I’d remembered that before I gently smeared some all over your keyboard and house and family members.
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Oh, you’re allergic to bananas? Sure wish I’d remembered that before I gently smeared some all over your keyboard and house and family members.
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One man’s ‘cost cutting’ is another man’s ‘ffffffuuuuuuuuuuu.’
Submitted by: General-Dogsbody-From Morries

Woodland omnivores like bears and coyotes will usually mark their territory with piles of spoor. Just sayin’.
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Cubicle warfare isn’t yet covered by the Geneva Conventions, but it should be.
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