
Oh, the wonderful perfume of desperation…the standard bouquet of every office.
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Oh, the wonderful perfume of desperation…the standard bouquet of every office.
Submitted by: TfromLA

Cell reception is terrible, but I’ve gotten a terrific all-over tan from the overhead fluorescents.
Submitted by: Shannon

On the upside, I use this door to leave work early and never have to feel an ounce of guilt.

“We may not have touched a boob since infancy, but at least your cardboard-based weapons shall never hurt us.”
Submitted by: Unknown

Faced with a Sisyphean PR battle, the DMV decided to win back the American public by sexing things up a bit. Early reports indicate their efforts have been…stimulating.
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If only recycling gave me monster abs and an epic beard…
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Plus it makes the one-legged guy in accounting super jealous.
Submitted by: Anand Naik

I was going to put up the invisible rope, but the wind was so strong I couldn’t make it all the way to the storage closet! Here, hold my dog’s leash – I’m gonna go try again.
Submitted by: Unknown

If I were a hiring manager at a BBQ joint, I’m pretty sure I’d avoid recruiting an insatiable, cryptozoological man-beast…but that’s just me.

I don’t see any duct tape in play here, so I’m going to have to deduct 10 points. You know the rules, fellas.
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