
Don’t strain yourselves, guys. 11 AM is pretty much like getting up before the sun rises.
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Don’t strain yourselves, guys. 11 AM is pretty much like getting up before the sun rises.

Job perks: you can’t haz them.
Submitted by: Unknown

There are bad cubicle neighbors, and then there are bio-hazards. Be thankful if you’re only stuck with the former.
Submitted by: Unknown

Oh good…because changing paper trays wasn’t awkward enough. I quit if it groans when I slide it in.
Submitted by: Unknown

Don’t you dare mess with my afternoon snack. Get your own.
Submitted by: Unknown

Never, ever pass up an invitation to vomit on your manager. This sign might as well say “Free cupcakes and puppies!” I’ll be back in 10 minutes.
Submitted by: Dawn

I’m trying to quit my daily five cups of coffee and these little bastards are all I can see whenever the headache recedes enough to open my eyes. Now theY’RE ON ME OH GOD IT ITCHES IT ITCHES
Submitted by: Unknown

Shut up! You’re just jealous of the way I eat my lunch.
Submitted by: slaughter

The best managers provide creative motivation. Then they provide therapy, but only after you’ve shipped a few more units than average. Hooray!
Submitted by: Unknown

Listen, man, things sometimes get a bit weird after 34 straight hours of spreadsheets and poppers. There’s logic to the can bathroom. Don’t judge me.
Submitted by: Marcus