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They Close At 1

Aug. 23, 2010

work fails - They Close At 1

Don’t strain yourselves, guys. 11 AM is pretty much like getting up before the sun rises.

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Employee Of The Month Is Upstream A Bit

Aug. 23, 2010

job lols - Employee Of The Month Is Upstream A Bit

Job perks: you can’t haz them.

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I Eat, Sleep, and S**t Work.

Aug. 22, 2010

work fails - I Eat,  Sleep, and S**t Work.

There are bad cubicle neighbors, and then there are bio-hazards. Be thankful if you’re only stuck with the former.

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This Printer Only Takes Suave Paper

Aug. 21, 2010

work fails - This Printer Only Takes Suave Paper

Oh good…because changing paper trays wasn’t awkward enough. I quit if it groans when I slide it in.

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Can’t Someone Else Kill It?

Aug. 20, 2010

work fails - Can't Someone Else Kill It?

Don’t you dare mess with my afternoon snack. Get your own.

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Make Sure to Breathe All Over Them

Aug. 20, 2010

work fails - Make Sure to Breathe All Over Them

Never, ever pass up an invitation to vomit on your manager. This sign might as well say “Free cupcakes and puppies!” I’ll be back in 10 minutes.

Submitted by: Dawn

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War of the Desks

Aug. 19, 2010

work fails - War of the Desks

I’m trying to quit my daily five cups of coffee and these little bastards are all I can see whenever the headache recedes enough to open my eyes. Now theY’RE ON ME OH GOD IT ITCHES IT ITCHES

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Awwww

Aug. 17, 2010

Awwww

Shut up! You’re just jealous of the way I eat my lunch.

Submitted by: slaughter

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It’s Gaining On You!

Aug. 17, 2010

It's Gaining On You!

The best managers provide creative motivation. Then they provide therapy, but only after you’ve shipped a few more units than average. Hooray!

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I Do, Duh!

Aug. 16, 2010

I Do, Duh!

Listen, man, things sometimes get a bit weird after 34 straight hours of spreadsheets and poppers. There’s logic to the can bathroom. Don’t judge me.

Submitted by: Marcus

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