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Death to Clippy

Sep. 14, 2010

RIP Paperclip

Your input is not appreciated, Clippy. Come back when I’m writing a letter.

Submitted by: Unknown

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Ninjas Who Do Not Appreciate You Taking Their Things

Sep. 13, 2010

jobs fails - Ninjas Who Do Not Appreciate You Taking Their Things

You may not see them, but they’re there. All around you. With weapons drawn.

Submitted by: Lauren Herzog

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Saber Tooth Staple Remover

Sep. 12, 2010

job fails - Saber Tooth Staple Remover

This is why you can’t get a date. This right here.

Submitted by: DaGweeds

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Well Then, Me = Sad

Sep. 12, 2010

Well Then, Me = Sad

Well, shave my back and call me Susan. (No, really. It gets me off.)

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mattdoyal

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Seriously Flush

Sep. 11, 2010

job fails - Seriously Flush

Actually, I tried that already, but Facebook wouldn’t let me make a fan page for last Thursday’s record-shattering dump. Fascists!

Submitted by: Unknown

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Poor, Unloved Dishes…

Sep. 10, 2010

job fails - Poor Unloved Dishes...

Maybe someone can take that box down to the supermarket parking lot and see if anyone will adopt them.

Submitted by: Unknown

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Our Meeting Room

Sep. 10, 2010

job fails - Our Meeting Room

We hold hands and sing “Kumbaya” a lot. It’s great for team-building!

Submitted by: Unknown

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Bargain Bins

Sep. 9, 2010

job fails - Bargain Bin

There’s a dumpster out back if you want to check our un-shelved stock, and liquidation items are in the first toilet stall on the left. Happy shopping!

Submitted by: WTFITS

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Perfectly Fine Haircare

Sep. 8, 2010

job fails - Perfectly Fine Haircare

Oh, that’s very clever! All this time I’ve just been using them for nipple clamps. How boring of me.

Submitted by: Unknown

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The Cheese Fairy Isn’t Real?

Sep. 8, 2010

job fails - The Cheese Fairy Isnt Real?

What’s at Publix? Is that where the cheese fairy works? Or do they sell magic so I can make my own?

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scribblebean

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