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Your input is not appreciated, Clippy. Come back when I’m writing a letter.
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You may not see them, but they’re there. All around you. With weapons drawn.
Submitted by: Lauren Herzog

This is why you can’t get a date. This right here.
Submitted by: DaGweeds

Actually, I tried that already, but Facebook wouldn’t let me make a fan page for last Thursday’s record-shattering dump. Fascists!
Submitted by: Unknown

Maybe someone can take that box down to the supermarket parking lot and see if anyone will adopt them.
Submitted by: Unknown

We hold hands and sing “Kumbaya” a lot. It’s great for team-building!
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There’s a dumpster out back if you want to check our un-shelved stock, and liquidation items are in the first toilet stall on the left. Happy shopping!
Submitted by: WTFITS

Oh, that’s very clever! All this time I’ve just been using them for nipple clamps. How boring of me.
Submitted by: Unknown

What’s at Publix? Is that where the cheese fairy works? Or do they sell magic so I can make my own?
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