
Hey, it’s not my fault my wife packed me a crap sandwich.
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Hey, it’s not my fault my wife packed me a crap sandwich.
Submitted by: tommy d

I don’t recall the Hulk eating Lean Cuisines in the original comic books, but I guess I’ll go ahead and take your word for it.
Submitted by: Unknown

But sharpies get me way more high than the dry erase markers!
Submitted by: Unknown

Your input is not appreciated, Clippy. Come back when I’m writing a letter.
Submitted by: Unknown

Maybe someone can take that box down to the supermarket parking lot and see if anyone will adopt them.
Submitted by: Unknown

What’s at Publix? Is that where the cheese fairy works? Or do they sell magic so I can make my own?
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I can recognize the intentional sabotage of a fellow intern – excellent work, comrade.
Submitted by: Unknown

This sign was quickly taken down after the neighboring gas station began sending their favorite ‘floor dumper’ patrons to the office bathroom.
Submitted by: Unknown

What, and put the intern out of a job? That’s just cold-hearted.
Submitted by: Patti

Thank you for your input! Each comment will be processed in the order in which it is received. [Rim shot]
Submitted by: SyNNq