
Cell reception is terrible, but I’ve gotten a terrific all-over tan from the overhead fluorescents.
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Cell reception is terrible, but I’ve gotten a terrific all-over tan from the overhead fluorescents.
Submitted by: Shannon

Foil blocks out the secret government mind-control rays, and also all that liberal conspiracy book-learnin’. Very handy stuff.
Submitted by: Mugombie

Some days you’re the hammer, and some days you’re the clever little nail that keeps a nice cold stash of beer hidden in plain sight under your desk.
Submitted by: Galatea

This is one of those cute little pranks that topples at 7am before everyone has had their coffee and all of a sudden you find yourself running from a mob armed with torches and pitchforks.
Submitted by: Unknown

Way better attitude, and a sweet mustache? You’ve just been officially replaced.
Submitted by: vampfiend687

Being the raddest dude in the office is a tiring, thankless task, but someone has to do it. Think of the children.

Congratulations, now you know a secret that firemen have known for centuries.
Submitted by: Unknown

At some point you have to admit that real wallpaper would have been cheaper than the boxes of post-its that you bought, but I guess that would be missing the point – the part where your co-worker has to clean the whole damn thing up.
Submitted by: Unknown

Did you get the memo about the giant spider infestation? Might wanna give it another look.
Submitted by: KeepAustinRetarded

Many have tried to save the Princess’ print job, but all have failed. What makes you think that you have the skill and courage?
Submitted by: Nogs