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Archive for the 'crime scene' Category
New “Bleeding Post-Its” Didn’t Sell As Well As Expected

It’s odd because the paperclips that scream when you bend them were so popular we could barely keep them in stock.
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Now Hiring A New Intern!

No, he didn’t get shot. It was a broken heart – the other interns wouldn’t let him into the pack because he couldn’t figure out the photocopier. The animal kingdom can be cruel sometimes.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
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CSI Pastries

And we found the pube you left behind in the bag with the others, you evil psychopath.
Submitted by: Ckret via Submission Page
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Does The Do Not Enter Mean I Can Go Home?

Listen, officer. She definitely died of natural causes, and I most certainly did not know she was a prostitute when I invited her to join me in my office. This is all just a big misunderstanding. Except for the ball gag. I guess that part’s pretty loud and clear.
Submitted by: Stacy via Submission Page
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Crime Scene

Struck down in the prime of life! (Day 10 of a 20-day lifespan.) In lieu of flowers, please donate rotting food to the break room trashcan.
Submitted by: Saintjude via Submission Page
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Caution: Cubicle Ahead!

Saturday Safety Patrol! Just doing our job, everyone. No need to thank us.
Submitted by: politricks via Submission Page
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