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Please Take A Moment Of Silence On Saturday At 4PM For Pickles

Oct. 7, 2010

job lols - Silent Vigil Will Be On Saturday At 4PM

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It Was Professor Plum

Sep. 24, 2010

job lols - It Was Professor Plum

What, no chalk outline? Talk about shoddy detective work.

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New “Bleeding Post-Its” Didn’t Sell As Well As Expected

Aug. 9, 2010

New "Bleeding Post-Its" Didn't Sell As Well As Expected

It’s odd because the paperclips that scream when you bend them were so popular we could barely keep them in stock.

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Now Hiring A New Intern!

Jul. 21, 2010

job fails - Now Hiring A New Intern!

No, he didn’t get shot. It was a broken heart – the other interns wouldn’t let him into the pack because he couldn’t figure out the photocopier. The animal kingdom can be cruel sometimes.

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CSI Pastries

Jun. 24, 2010

job fails - CSI Pastries

And we found the pube you left behind in the bag with the others, you evil psychopath.

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Does The Do Not Enter Mean I Can Go Home?

Jun. 14, 2010

job fails Does The Do Not Enter Mean I Can Go Home?

Listen, officer. She definitely died of natural causes, and I most certainly did not know she was a prostitute when I invited her to join me in my office. This is all just a big misunderstanding. Except for the ball gag. I guess that part’s pretty loud and clear.

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Crime Scene

Apr. 26, 2010

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Struck down in the prime of life! (Day 10 of a 20-day lifespan.) In lieu of flowers, please donate rotting food to the break room trashcan.

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Caution: Cubicle Ahead!

Apr. 17, 2010

Caution: Cubicle Ahead!

Saturday Safety Patrol! Just doing our job, everyone. No need to thank us.

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Crime Scene

Feb. 26, 2010

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Eight lives left.

Submitted by: Pete Powers via Submission Page

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